YOUR WALLET,
WELL DONE.

A stainless roasting machine with a printing slot across its front

Public data only. No wallet connection, no sign-in, no signature.

The scale

HOW DONE IS IT

One number, from the sum of the rules a wallet triggered. Nothing is weighted by opinion, and nothing fires without a transaction behind it.

  • RARE 0–19Barely touched. Either careful or new.
  • MEDIUM 20–44A couple of stories. Normal for this chain.
  • WELL DONE 45–74The ticket runs long. You know what you did.
  • BURNT 75–100We printed it twice to be sure.

Just off the line

8 TICKETS PRINTED

See the wall

Four of twelve

RULES, NOT FEELINGS

  • R01 · weight 18

    Top of the menu

    A swap into a token priced within 10% of that token's 7-day high.

  • R02 · weight 16

    Thin liquidity

    Still holding at least one token whose deepest pool is under $5,000 of liquidity.

  • R03 · weight 14

    Round trip

    Swapped fully out of a token below the price of the swap that got in.

  • R06 · weight 14

    Second helping

    Swapped into the same token again after it had already dropped 50% from the first swap in.

Read all twelve

Before you paste someone else's address

Everything ROAST reads is already public: token transfers, balances and pool prices that any block explorer will show you. We only ever display a shortened address, we never link an address to a person, and any wallet can ask to be taken off the wall from the about page. The lines are jokes about trades. They are not advice, and they are not about you.