About

PUBLIC DATA. PRIVATE PAIN.

Everything here is readable by anyone with a block explorer. We just read it faster, and out loud.

What this is

A machine. You paste an address from Robinhood Chain, it reads that wallet's token transfers, balances and the pools its tokens trade in, applies the enabled published rules, and prints a ticket you can share. That is the entire product. There is nothing to install, connect, sign or buy.

Where the data comes from

  • — Blockscout for transfers, balances and counters.
  • — GeckoTerminal for prices and observed pool liquidity.
  • — The Robinhood assets registry for which contracts are Stock Tokens.
  • — Nothing else. No analytics vendor, no social graph, no third-party identity data.

What we can and cannot see

We can see that an address received a token at a block and sent it at another, what pools priced that token at those hours, and what it still holds. We cannot see who you are, what you meant to do, what happened on another chain, or anything you did on a centralised exchange. A ticket reads the last ~150 transfers; older history is out of frame, and very large wallets come back as a partial read because the explorer refuses the endpoint for them.

Opt out

Self-service opt-out is not implemented in this release. Existing operator-set privacy flags are respected by the site and API. There is no automated removal deadline.

Do not send an onchain transaction to request removal; no transaction listener is implemented.

Limits and latency

  • — A complete ticket is cached for six hours; partial tickets expire after five minutes. The read time is printed on it.
  • — Prices and pool liquidity are shared across visitors and refreshed hourly.
  • — Explorer data lags the chain by a block or two.
  • — Rules version v3-transfer-evidence. Tickets keep the version they were printed with.

What this is not

Not a broker, not an advisor, not an oracle, and not a scoring system anyone should act on. The lines are jokes about transactions. Doneness is a number we invented for a joke about cooking. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and nothing on it should be used to decide anything.

Robinhood is a trademark of its owner; this project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Robinhood Markets, Inc. Heuristics computed from public onchain data may be wrong, delayed or incomplete.